This week's opponent for the Kansas City Chiefs provides the perfect example of what not to do as a football franchise. The Miami Dolphins are highly likely to stink for at least two years. They lost by two touchdowns to the Raiders in Week 1, then the 49ers blew them out last week. They have some really ugly team stats I'll show you here soon, and it's probably because they have to pay a guy who isn't on their roster.
I'm not blaming Tua Tagovailoa for signing the contract. In fact, credit is owed to him and his representation for cooking that thing up and getting it done. The Dolphins are paying Tua $99.2 million over the next two years just to go away. That's insane in a league where every team has a strict budget of $272.5 million this season. It is also more money than the Miami Marlins spent on their entire 2026 payroll. This has forced the franchise to make cost-effective roster choices that made them bad at almost everything so far this season.
The Dolphins offense is averaging the fifth-fewest yards and second-fewest points per game through two games. As Miami analyst Chris Kouffman pointed out, 47% of their offensive linemen snaps are going to back-ups, which is a way higher rate than any winning team in the league. The defense is allowing 31 points per game, the fourth-most in the league, and Miami has recorded zero sacks. Meanwhile, the Chiefs scored 31 or more in both their first games, and they lead the league in total yards per game with 457.5.
It's starting to get late early for Miami, and I can't avoid thinking it has something to do with the huge check they're cashing for Atlanta Falcons back-up quarterback Tua Tagovailoa. This year's cap hit for letting him go is $55.2 million. That's enough to pay Josh Allen to actually play for the team. That's enough to pay off this year's salaries for Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels, Drake May, Geno Smith, and throw in two years of Kenneth Walker III. If things get tough for the Chiefs at any point this season, just try to remind yourself how much worse things could be.
Maybe finding greatness in a future #1 overall draft pick can bring an end to the misery in Miami, but it isn't ending today. Andy Reid could use this live action to test out some younger guys and give the veterans a rest in the Florida heat, but not before this one is decidedly in Kansas City's control. I'm predicting a comfy 34-17 victory for the Chiefs.